top 10 stupidest ways to answer the phone!10. "Hi."
9. "Hola!"
8. "Hey wassup ?"
7. "You have reached the residence of ___________, but no one is here right now... so please leave a...."
6. "Thank you, please pull around."
5. "Do-do-do- I'm sorry, you call cannot be completed as dialed!"
4. "talk to I!"
3.
"burp "
2.
"911 Emergency!"1.
"Pizza Hut Japan, may I take your order?"top 10 stupidest things to say on a date!10. "I sure like chicken."
9. "What a wonderful day. Did I mention I was in a car accident on the way over?"
8. "This is so exciting! I've never taken two showers in one week before!"
7. "How about them Reading Phillies? ;)"
6. "That's quite interesting... (yawn)"
5. "I sold my entire 1999 set of baseball cards last week!"
4.
"Do you watch Pokemon? I like Pokemon!"3.
"How about them kidneys on eBay?"2.
"Do I smell tacos? I wish we could have tacos!"
1. "My pet monkey gives you two thumbs up!"
top 10 stupidest things to do during sermon10. Sleep.
9. Pick your nose.
8. Laugh at ridiculous religious jokes.
7. Check out some of the attractive people in the choir.
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Blow your nose -- really, really loud.5.
Turn off your hearing aid.4. Grin as if you had a pleasant week.
3. Raise your hand.
2. Write a top ten list cause your so damn bored.
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Say 'Amen!' once your pet monkey - the visiting preacher - is done.
